BoldlyRide

Things that I did, or would have like to have done, on Earth day:

Mowed the yard with a gas engine mower.
Barbecued meat on a grill over charcoal.
Cut down a tree and used it to build a table, chairs, and swing set.
Built a wood fire and burned styrofoam on it.
Bulldozed a weedy lot and filled in a fetid pond (aka wetland).
Poured used motor oil over noxious weeds.
Dropped a boulder on a solar powered car.
Trapped or shot and skinned a wild animal varmint and used the hide to make useful leather goods.
Shot a deer or an elk and put the meat in the freezer.
Give an extreme environmentalist a wedgee.
Burned ditch banks and fields.
Delivered a couple tons of manure to Al Franken and Michael Moore -- just returning the favor.