Thursday, October 13, 2005
Al (queda) Gore
Right Wing Nut House has this: "I guess that makes Al Gore the biggest overflowing commode to ever serve as second bananna . ...
Be that as it may, Mr. Tidy Bowl was in Stockholm, Sweden yesterday to give a speech before an economic forum. Now a Democratic politician speaking at a European economic conference is like a jackass giving a speech at a convention of mules; something akin to the ignorant lecturing the emasculated. And what the Dishonorable Mr. Gore had to say about his own country on foreign soil only proves that when it comes to showing off one's anti-American bona fides, never let it be said that a homegrown leftist loon was ever outdone in exhibiting hatred of the US by a bunch of European socialist lickspittles. Here, in the best tradition of Orson Scott Card and other counterfactual history novelists, is America ruled by Algore I:"
Actually Moran's best lines are in the introduction to the speech, but it is well worth a read -- much better than the baseball stuff he can't avoid expectorating-but it's a small price to pay.
Be that as it may, Mr. Tidy Bowl was in Stockholm, Sweden yesterday to give a speech before an economic forum. Now a Democratic politician speaking at a European economic conference is like a jackass giving a speech at a convention of mules; something akin to the ignorant lecturing the emasculated. And what the Dishonorable Mr. Gore had to say about his own country on foreign soil only proves that when it comes to showing off one's anti-American bona fides, never let it be said that a homegrown leftist loon was ever outdone in exhibiting hatred of the US by a bunch of European socialist lickspittles. Here, in the best tradition of Orson Scott Card and other counterfactual history novelists, is America ruled by Algore I:"
Actually Moran's best lines are in the introduction to the speech, but it is well worth a read -- much better than the baseball stuff he can't avoid expectorating-but it's a small price to pay.
// posted by Zerin Hood @ 10:26 AM 
