BoldlyRide

Blonde Justice: "In other news (how's that for a segue?), I saw a photo of a girl licking her own elbow. And, I thought, hey, what's the big deal, anyone can lick their own elbow, right? And then I tried it. And it turns out that, no, I cannot lick my own elbow. And neither can you, I bet. Go ahead, try it. I'll wait."

I can't do the elbow, but I can do the tip of my nose. At least attempting this doesn't look as silly.